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Apr 24 '14

outofcontextdnd:

"Oh… so that's how it works.”

 - Party wizard after critically hitting and killing a dragon with a crossbow with which she was not proficient or had even previously scored even an ordinary hit.

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Apr 24 '14

outofcontextdnd:

Bugbear: We killed a rave dragon.

DM: It’s not a rave dragon-

Bugbear: Its eyes were flashing different colors, it made decisions a drugged person would make, and it couldn’t leave the shiny person alone. It was a rave dragon.

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Apr 23 '14

sourcedumal:

LMFAOOOOO Wayne knows

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

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Apr 23 '14

outofcontextdnd:

Fairy Invoker: I open the door.

DM: You see three dire boars.

Fairy Invoker: I close the door.

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Apr 23 '14

findchaos:

thepurplecomet:

Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!

Confession: I’ve never watched or played Pokemon.

Confession #2: I have a particular fondness for Team Rocket, all the same.

Confession #3: It’s because of James. Just James, that fabulous bastard.

(Source: the-purple-comet)

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Apr 23 '14

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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Apr 23 '14

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap)

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Apr 23 '14
Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.
— Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)

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Apr 23 '14
kaciart:

kettlebaggins:

Hi guys, I really need your help. This instagram user has been stealing and reposting artwork without permission. I’ve tried contacting them - before I’d ever been aware of their account they had blocked me, presumably because they saw I post my own art on my instagram and knew I wouldn’t want others doing it. So I set up another account today, messaged them and they deleted my comment without responding and temporarily made their account private.
A friend of mine messaged them about her art, and they basically said “You’re posting it online, this means anyone can do anything they want with it.” They then blocked her and posted her picture yet again in screenshot format, tagging her in a comment so that she’d see it but be unable to respond.
They know what they’re doing is wrong, and without your help they’re going to continue doing it. What’s worse is that there are people defending the thief when I speak up.
If you have an instagram account, can you leave a comment or even better, report them? Their copyright report system is so complicated so I understand if you don’t want to navigate all those pages, but even reporting as a scam/spam is as simple as a click and it’ll hopefully draw instagram’s attention to the matter.
I’d be so grateful for a signal boost, guys. I really appreciate you even reading this. It’s so disheartening as an artist to just watch this happen.

See that bolded section?
Like, I cannot believe how brazen this user is, they’re deliberately antagonising the artists they’re stealing from.
It’s sickening.

kaciart:

kettlebaggins:

Hi guys, I really need your help. This instagram user has been stealing and reposting artwork without permission. I’ve tried contacting them - before I’d ever been aware of their account they had blocked me, presumably because they saw I post my own art on my instagram and knew I wouldn’t want others doing it. So I set up another account today, messaged them and they deleted my comment without responding and temporarily made their account private.

A friend of mine messaged them about her art, and they basically said “You’re posting it online, this means anyone can do anything they want with it.” They then blocked her and posted her picture yet again in screenshot format, tagging her in a comment so that she’d see it but be unable to respond.

They know what they’re doing is wrong, and without your help they’re going to continue doing it. What’s worse is that there are people defending the thief when I speak up.

If you have an instagram account, can you leave a comment or even better, report them? Their copyright report system is so complicated so I understand if you don’t want to navigate all those pages, but even reporting as a scam/spam is as simple as a click and it’ll hopefully draw instagram’s attention to the matter.

I’d be so grateful for a signal boost, guys. I really appreciate you even reading this. It’s so disheartening as an artist to just watch this happen.

See that bolded section?

Like, I cannot believe how brazen this user is, they’re deliberately antagonising the artists they’re stealing from.

It’s sickening.

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Apr 23 '14
tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

(Source: ancestor)

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